New guy at work is cool. Production guy tells him, “I can’t pronounce ‘Saqib’ so we’ll just call you ‘Bob’.”
He replies, “I’ll have trouble with ‘Rick’, so we’ll just call you ‘Bilal’.”
̲͖͕̝̞̗J̤Í̘̟̳̰͚̺T̥̖͙̪̦̳͟T͍͙̣̭̻̼͟O͏̙̮̺̗ ̜̣̠M̝̗̳̺͈̲I̧̘T҉E ̘̣̭C̞̮̖͉̕H̞̤I͍̳͍̯̦͈͉KY̰͚͖͚ỤU̪̫̝
̵̥̪̤͚̩H̺͔Y̤Ơ̭͈Ṯ̬̞̗̗̳T̞͉͜E̲̩̮̖͠ ͇S̫̫͓Ḥ̣̩͇̲̮͟I̜̘͎T̖̰Ẹ̝͙͍̦͡ ̘C̭͚̻͔͚͔̲͜H̙̲̖̻̣̗I̴K͏͕̙̻͔̪Ỳ͓U͈̳̻̩̼U͏̻̞
the ending of romeo and juliet is so amazing, a huge public wedding for romeo and juliet and they have four kids, mercutio and benvolio spend many happy years together before dying as old men, tybalt goes to anger management and becomes a pastry maker, why on earth do people call this a tragedy
IS ICELAND SLOWLY BECOMING BLONDER OR
soon he will catch up to england’s dehydrated piss yellow hair
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying
"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck."
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal